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The Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 8

Every episode of Two and a Half Men Season 8 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 8!

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A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 1 - Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
    7.7/10(12 votes)

    #1 - Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

    S8:E1

    When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writers:Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

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  2. Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 - A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
    7.2/10(12 votes)

    #2 - A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

    S8:E2

    Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writers:Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers, Chuck Lorre

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  3. Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 3 - A Pudding-Filled Cactus
    6.4/10(15 votes)

    #3 - A Pudding-Filled Cactus

    S8:E3

    After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writers:Dave Richardson, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

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  4. Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 4 - Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
    6.4/10(14 votes)

    #4 - Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

    S8:E4

    Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writers:Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers

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  5. Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 5 - The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
    7.2/10(12 votes)

    #5 - The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

    S8:E5

    Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writers:Don Foster, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

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  6. Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 6 - Twanging Your Magic Clanger
    6.5/10(13 votes)

    #6 - Twanging Your Magic Clanger

    S8:E6

    Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writers:Don Foster, Lee Aronsohn

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  7. Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 - The Crazy Bitch Gazette
    7.3/10(12 votes)

    #7 - The Crazy Bitch Gazette

    S8:E7

    Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writers:Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

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  8. Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8 - Springtime on a Stick
    7.2/10(12 votes)

    #8 - Springtime on a Stick

    S8:E8

    Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writers:Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson

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  9. Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 9 - A Good Time in Central Africa
    7.4/10(11 votes)

    #9 - A Good Time in Central Africa

    S8:E9

    When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Don Reo

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  10. Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 10 - Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
    6.4/10(12 votes)

    #10 - Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

    S8:E10

    When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writers:Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

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  11. Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 11 - Dead from the Waist Down
    7.0/10(11 votes)

    #11 - Dead from the Waist Down

    S8:E11

    Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writers:Dave Richardson, Susan Beavers, Don Reo

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  12. Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 12 - Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
    6.6/10(11 votes)

    #12 - Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

    S8:E12

    Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Chuck Lorre

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  13. Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 - Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
    7.0/10(11 votes)

    #13 - Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

    S8:E13

    Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 14 - Lookin' for Japanese Subs
    5.9/10(14 votes)

    #14 - Lookin' for Japanese Subs

    S8:E14

    Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start taping themselves doing Jackass-style stunts.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writers:Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson, Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers, Chuck Lorre

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  15. Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 15 - Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
    7.4/10(11 votes)

    #15 - Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

    S8:E15

    While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writers:Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson

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  16. Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 16 - That Darn Priest
    6.8/10(12 votes)

    #16 - That Darn Priest

    S8:E16

    Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writers:Dave Richardson, David Richardson, Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers, Chuck Lorre

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Season 8 Ratings Summary

"Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud" is the best rated episode of "Two and a Half Men" season 8. It scored 7.7/10 based on 12 votes. Directed by James Widdoes and written by Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, it aired on 9/20/2010. This episode is rated 0.5 points higher than the second-best, "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer".