The Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 8

Every episode of Two and a Half Men Season 8 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 8!

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Genre:Comedy

Network:CBS

Season 8 Ratings Summary

The best episode of "Two and a Half Men" season 8 is "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud", rated 8.4/10 from 1593 user votes. It was directed by James Widdoes and written by Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre. "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud" aired on 9/20/2010 and is rated 0.5 point(s) higher than the second highest rated, "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer".

8.4/10 1,593 votes
#1 - Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Season 8 Episode 1 - Aired 9/20/2010
When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
7.9/10 1,295 votes
#2 - A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
Season 8 Episode 2 - Aired 9/27/2010
Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers
7.8/10 1,263 votes
#3 - A Pudding-Filled Cactus
Season 8 Episode 3 - Aired 10/4/2010
After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Dave Richardson
8.0/10 1,335 votes
#4 - Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
Season 8 Episode 4 - Aired 10/11/2010
Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Don Foster

7.6/10 1,259 votes
#5 - The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
Season 8 Episode 5 - Aired 10/18/2010
Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Don Foster
8.0/10 1,333 votes
#6 - Twanging Your Magic Clanger
Season 8 Episode 6 - Aired 10/25/2010
Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Don Foster
7.7/10 1,227 votes
#7 - The Crazy Bitch Gazette
Season 8 Episode 7 - Aired 11/1/2010
Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
7.7/10 1,227 votes
#8 - Springtime on a Stick
Season 8 Episode 8 - Aired 11/8/2010
Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson

8.0/10 1,254 votes
#9 - A Good Time in Central Africa
Season 8 Episode 9 - Aired 11/15/2010
When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Don Reo
7.4/10 1,222 votes
#10 - Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
Season 8 Episode 10 - Aired 11/22/2010
When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
7.4/10 1,166 votes
#11 - Dead from the Waist Down
Season 8 Episode 11 - Aired 12/6/2010
Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Dave Richardson, Susan Beavers, Don Reo
7.2/10 1,172 votes
#12 - Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
Season 8 Episode 12 - Aired 12/13/2010
Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Chuck Lorre

7.6/10 1,187 votes
#13 - Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
Season 8 Episode 13 - Aired 1/3/2011
Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: N/A
7.6/10 1,185 votes
#14 - Lookin' for Japanese Subs
Season 8 Episode 14 - Aired 1/17/2011
Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start taping themselves doing Jackass-style stunts.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky, Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson
8.1/10 1,264 votes
#15 - Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
Season 8 Episode 15 - Aired 2/7/2011
While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson
7.5/10 1,333 votes
#16 - That Darn Priest
Season 8 Episode 16 - Aired 2/14/2011
Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Lee Aronsohn, David Richardson, Chuck Lorre, Dave Richardson, Susan Beavers