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The Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 8

Every episode of Two and a Half Men Season 8 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 8!

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS

Season 8 Ratings Summary

"Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud" is the best rated episode of "Two and a Half Men" season 8. It scored 8.4/10 based on 1607 votes. Directed by James Widdoes and written by Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, it aired on 9/20/2010. This episode is rated 0.5 points higher than the second-best, "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer".

  • Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
    8.4/101,607 votes

    #1 - Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

    Season 8 Episode 1 - Aired 9/20/2010

    When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

  • A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
    7.9/101,305 votes

    #2 - A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

    Season 8 Episode 2 - Aired 9/27/2010

    Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers

  • A Pudding-Filled Cactus
    7.8/101,275 votes

    #3 - A Pudding-Filled Cactus

    Season 8 Episode 3 - Aired 10/4/2010

    After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Dave Richardson

  • Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
    8.0/101,351 votes

    #4 - Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

    Season 8 Episode 4 - Aired 10/11/2010

    Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Don Foster

  • The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
    7.6/101,269 votes

    #5 - The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

    Season 8 Episode 5 - Aired 10/18/2010

    Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Don Foster

  • Twanging Your Magic Clanger
    8.0/101,345 votes

    #6 - Twanging Your Magic Clanger

    Season 8 Episode 6 - Aired 10/25/2010

    Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Don Foster

  • The Crazy Bitch Gazette
    7.7/101,239 votes

    #7 - The Crazy Bitch Gazette

    Season 8 Episode 7 - Aired 11/1/2010

    Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

  • Springtime on a Stick
    7.7/101,241 votes

    #8 - Springtime on a Stick

    Season 8 Episode 8 - Aired 11/8/2010

    Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson

  • A Good Time in Central Africa
    8.0/101,264 votes

    #9 - A Good Time in Central Africa

    Season 8 Episode 9 - Aired 11/15/2010

    When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Don Reo

  • Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
    7.4/101,232 votes

    #10 - Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

    Season 8 Episode 10 - Aired 11/22/2010

    When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

  • Dead from the Waist Down
    7.4/101,175 votes

    #11 - Dead from the Waist Down

    Season 8 Episode 11 - Aired 12/6/2010

    Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Susan Beavers, Dave Richardson, Don Reo

  • Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
    7.2/101,182 votes

    #12 - Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

    Season 8 Episode 12 - Aired 12/13/2010

    Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Chuck Lorre

  • Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
    7.6/101,198 votes

    #13 - Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

    Season 8 Episode 13 - Aired 1/3/2011

    Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: N/A

  • Lookin' for Japanese Subs
    7.6/101,193 votes

    #14 - Lookin' for Japanese Subs

    Season 8 Episode 14 - Aired 1/17/2011

    Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start taping themselves doing Jackass-style stunts.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson

  • Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
    8.1/101,279 votes

    #15 - Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

    Season 8 Episode 15 - Aired 2/7/2011

    While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson

  • That Darn Priest
    7.5/101,345 votes

    #16 - That Darn Priest

    Season 8 Episode 16 - Aired 2/14/2011

    Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.

    Director: James Widdoes

    Writer: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers, Dave Richardson, David Richardson