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Two and a Half Men S3E23 — Arguments for the Quickie
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Two and a Half Men•Season 3•Episode 23

Arguments for the Quickie

7.7/10 · 1,481 votesMay 15, 200622 min

Ranked #21 of 24 in Season 3•−0.2 vs season avg

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Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no longer has feelings for her. He goes to the see the performance and Mia explains

Directed byJames Widdoes
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Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Harper

Jon Cryer

Jon Cryer

Alan Harper

Angus T. Jones

Angus T. Jones

Jake Harper

Marin Hinkle

Marin Hinkle

Judith Harper

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James Widdoes

James Widdoes

Director

Lee Aronsohn

Lee Aronsohn

Teleplay

Don Foster

Don Foster

Story

Chuck Lorre

Chuck Lorre

Teleplay

Susan Beavers

Susan Beavers

Story

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Episode Summary

"Arguments for the Quickie" is episode 23 of Two and a Half Men season 3. It scored 7.7/10 from 1,481 votes, ranking #21 of 24 episodes this season (season average 7.9). Directed by James Widdoes, it aired on May 15, 2006.

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