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Two and a Half Men S5E18 — If My Hole Could Talk

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Two and a Half Men•Season 5•Episode 18

If My Hole Could Talk

7.7/10 · 1,477 votesMay 12, 200821 min

Ranked #18 of 19 in Season 5•−0.2 vs season avg

Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.

Directed byJon Cryer

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Cast5

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Harper

Jon Cryer

Jon Cryer

Alan Harper

Angus T. Jones

Angus T. Jones

Jake Harper

Conchata Ferrell

Conchata Ferrell

Berta

Holland Taylor

Holland Taylor

Evelyn Harper

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Jon Cryer

Jon Cryer

Director

Chuck Lorre

Chuck Lorre

Story

Lee Aronsohn

Lee Aronsohn

Story

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Jim Patterson

Teleplay

Eddie Gorodetsky

Eddie Gorodetsky

Teleplay

Mark Roberts

Mark Roberts

Teleplay

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Episode Summary

"If My Hole Could Talk" is episode 18 of Two and a Half Men season 5. It scored 7.7/10 from 1,477 votes, ranking #18 of 19 episodes this season (season average 7.9). Directed by Jon Cryer, it aired on May 12, 2008.

Next: E19 · Waiting for the Right Snapper Best of Season 5