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Two and a Half Men S7E14 — Crude and Uncalled For
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Two and a Half Men•Season 7•Episode 14

Crude and Uncalled For

7.5/10 · 1,336 votesFeb 1, 201021 min

Ranked #20 of 22 in Season 7•−0.3 vs season avg

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Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.

Directed byJames Widdoes
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Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Harper

Jon Cryer

Jon Cryer

Alan Harper

Angus T. Jones

Angus T. Jones

Jake Harper

Conchata Ferrell

Conchata Ferrell

Berta

Holland Taylor

Holland Taylor

Evelyn Harper

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James Widdoes

James Widdoes

Director

Chuck Lorre

Chuck Lorre

Story

Lee Aronsohn

Lee Aronsohn

Story

Eddie Gorodetsky

Eddie Gorodetsky

Teleplay

Mark Roberts

Mark Roberts

Teleplay

Don Foster

Don Foster

Teleplay

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Episode Summary

"Crude and Uncalled For" is episode 14 of Two and a Half Men season 7. It scored 7.5/10 from 1,336 votes, ranking #20 of 22 episodes this season (season average 7.8). Directed by James Widdoes, it aired on February 1, 2010.

Next: E15 · Aye, Aye, Captain DoucheBest of Season 7