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Two and a Half Men S9E17 — Not in My Mouth!
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Two and a Half Men•Season 9•Episode 17

Not in My Mouth!

5.5/10 · 1,294 votesFeb 20, 201219 min

Ranked #21 of 24 in Season 9•−0.5 vs season avg

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Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

Directed byJames Widdoes
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Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher

Walden Schmidt

Jon Cryer

Jon Cryer

Alan Harper

Angus T. Jones

Angus T. Jones

Jake Harper

Conchata Ferrell

Conchata Ferrell

Berta

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James Widdoes

James Widdoes

Director

Oren Koules

Oren Koules

Executive Producer

Mark Burg

Mark Burg

Executive Producer

J

Jim Patterson

Story

Eddie Gorodetsky

Eddie Gorodetsky

Story

Lee Aronsohn

Lee Aronsohn

Teleplay

Chuck Lorre

Chuck Lorre

Teleplay

D

Don Reo

Story

C

Carol Anne Miller

Producer

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Episode Summary

"Not in My Mouth!" is episode 17 of Two and a Half Men season 9. It scored 5.5/10 from 1,294 votes, ranking #21 of 24 episodes this season (season average 6.0). Directed by James Widdoes, it aired on February 20, 2012.

Next: E18 · The War Against GingivitisBest of Season 9