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Two and a Half Men S11E5 — Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
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Two and a Half Men•Season 11•Episode 5

Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

6.3/10 · 1,015 votesOct 24, 201321 min

Ranked #9 of 22 in Season 11•matches the season avg

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Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.

Directed byJames Widdoes
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Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher

Walden Schmidt

Jon Cryer

Jon Cryer

Alan Harper

Amber Tamblyn

Amber Tamblyn

Jenny

Conchata Ferrell

Conchata Ferrell

Berta

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James Widdoes

James Widdoes

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Steve Tompkins

Story

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Jim Patterson

Teleplay

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Don Reo

Story

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Alissa Neubauer

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Jeff Lowell

Jeff Lowell

Teleplay

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Jim Vallely

Teleplay

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Episode Summary

"Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003" is episode 5 of Two and a Half Men season 11. It scored 6.3/10 from 1,015 votes, ranking #9 of 22 episodes this season (season average 6.3). Directed by James Widdoes, it aired on October 24, 2013.

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