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Two and a Half Men S11E9 — Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
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Two and a Half Men•Season 11•Episode 9

Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

6.0/10 · 1,027 votesDec 5, 201321 min

Ranked #21 of 22 in Season 11•−0.3 vs season avg

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Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information about herself to him.

Directed byJames Widdoes
Previous episodeE8 · Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.Next episodeE10 · On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
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Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher

Walden Schmidt

Jon Cryer

Jon Cryer

Alan Harper

Amber Tamblyn

Amber Tamblyn

Jenny

Conchata Ferrell

Conchata Ferrell

Berta

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James Widdoes

James Widdoes

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Nathan Chetty

Story

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Tim Kelleher

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Jim Patterson

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Don Reo

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Jim Vallely

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Saladin K. Patterson

Saladin K. Patterson

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Episode Summary

"Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer" is episode 9 of Two and a Half Men season 11. It scored 6.0/10 from 1,027 votes, ranking #21 of 22 episodes this season (season average 6.3). Directed by James Widdoes, it aired on December 5, 2013.

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