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Two and a Half Men S2E22 — That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

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Two and a Half Men•Season 2•Episode 22

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

7.6/10 · 1,648 votesMay 9, 200521 min

Ranked #23 of 24 in Season 2•−0.3 vs season avg

Evelyn buys Alan a new Sports car causing Charlie to claim that his brother has sold his soul to the Devil. The next day, Evelyn extracts payment by insisting that Alan go on a blind, double date with her, her new beau and his daughter.

Directed byGary Halvorson

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Cast7

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Harper

Jon Cryer

Jon Cryer

Alan Harper

Angus T. Jones

Angus T. Jones

Jake Harper

Conchata Ferrell

Conchata Ferrell

Berta

Holland Taylor

Holland Taylor

Evelyn Harper

Marin Hinkle

Marin Hinkle

Judith Harper

Melanie Lynskey

Melanie Lynskey

Rose

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Gary Halvorson

Gary Halvorson

Director

Chuck Lorre

Chuck Lorre

Story

Lee Aronsohn

Lee Aronsohn

Story

Mark Roberts

Mark Roberts

Teleplay

Don Foster

Don Foster

Teleplay

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Episode Summary

"That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother" is episode 22 of Two and a Half Men season 2. It scored 7.6/10 from 1,648 votes, ranking #23 of 24 episodes this season (season average 7.9). Directed by Gary Halvorson, it aired on May 9, 2005.

Next: E23 · Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab Best of Season 2