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Two and a Half Men S2E9 — Yes, Monsignor

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Two and a Half Men•Season 2•Episode 9

Yes, Monsignor

7.7/10 · 1,745 votesNov 22, 200422 min

Ranked #18 of 24 in Season 2•−0.2 vs season avg

When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can't stand, he ends up at a coffee shop, where he meets his old girlfriend Lisa. He finds out that she broke up with her husband, and now has a child. Now he must

Directed byPamela Fryman, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

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Cast7

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Harper

Jon Cryer

Jon Cryer

Alan Harper

Angus T. Jones

Angus T. Jones

Jake Harper

Conchata Ferrell

Conchata Ferrell

Berta

Holland Taylor

Holland Taylor

Evelyn Harper

Marin Hinkle

Marin Hinkle

Judith Harper

Melanie Lynskey

Melanie Lynskey

Rose

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Pamela Fryman

Pamela Fryman

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Lee Aronsohn

Lee Aronsohn

Director

Chuck Lorre

Chuck Lorre

Director

Chuck Lorre

Chuck Lorre

Story

Lee Aronsohn

Lee Aronsohn

Story

Jeff Abugov

Jeff Abugov

Teleplay

Susan Beavers

Susan Beavers

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Episode Summary

"Yes, Monsignor" is episode 9 of Two and a Half Men season 2. It scored 7.7/10 from 1,745 votes, ranking #18 of 24 episodes this season (season average 7.9). Directed by Pamela Fryman, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, it aired on November 22, 2004.

Next: E10 · The Salmon Under My Sweater Best of Season 2