Smooth as a Ken Doll

Working for Caligula

Who Is This Vod Kanockers?

The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

A Pot-Smokin' Monkey

A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

Apologies for the Frivolity

Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

Release the Dogs

Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

Kissing Abe Lincoln

Walnuts and Demerol

Castrating Sheep in Montana

Don't Worry, Speed Racer

That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

My Damn Stalker

Young People Have Phlegm Too

I Merely Slept with a Commie

It Never Rains in Hooterville

Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

Prostitutes and Gelato