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Two and a Half Men S4E5 — A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
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Two and a Half Men•Season 4•Episode 5

A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

7.8/10 · 1,552 votesOct 16, 200621 min

Ranked #9 of 24 in Season 4•matches the season avg

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Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage maybe derailed due to Jake's dislike of his mother's fiancé.

Directed byGary Halvorson
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Cast6

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Harper

Jon Cryer

Jon Cryer

Alan Harper

Angus T. Jones

Angus T. Jones

Jake Harper

Conchata Ferrell

Conchata Ferrell

Berta

Holland Taylor

Holland Taylor

Evelyn Harper

Marin Hinkle

Marin Hinkle

Judith Harper

Crew5

Gary Halvorson

Gary Halvorson

Director

Lee Aronsohn

Lee Aronsohn

Teleplay

Don Foster

Don Foster

Story

Chuck Lorre

Chuck Lorre

Teleplay

Susan Beavers

Susan Beavers

Story

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Episode Summary

"A Live Woman of Proven Fertility" is episode 5 of Two and a Half Men season 4. It scored 7.8/10 from 1,552 votes, ranking #9 of 24 episodes this season (season average 7.8). Directed by Gary Halvorson, it aired on October 16, 2006.

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